|"Just a thought,if you raced under the number 69 we wont be able to tell if your upside down or not.Does your tank have a recess for your bellie Nellie?Remember your rugby training (not that you subscribed to this) if it won't move out of the way stomp over it.Keep going you old sod.
Don (Banzai) Jarvis-Brown"|
|"Oi!!! Nellie! Stop poncing about with your website and twist the throttle a bit harder yer limpwristed wussycat!"|
|"Hi Neil, I dropped by to see some balls out, high octane racing and was frankly a bit disturbed by the dancing - Hope you keep it on the tarmac (or rather those bits of it that should be on the tarmac) next time and lets get rid of that girlie bib.
|"Just found your site and what can i say " Its great " well done hope to see you at Cadwell, and just remember not to land on your bum when you get to the top of the mountain. Keep up the good work."|
|Scotty (team icewatch)|
|"Hello dear boy, last time we were on a track together I seem to remember you were lapping that awfully nice Charlie Boorman fellow ! good luck with the last race of the season and I look forward to the closing party, your dance thing is reminisent of the cute hamster thing from years back. Have fun !!!"|
|"Youfatbastardyoufatbastardyoufatbastard, we're amazed the bike can move, youfatbastardyoufatbastardyoufatbastard, with pies you are in love"|